I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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