ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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