This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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