I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
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