she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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