I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
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I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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