My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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