Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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