He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
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The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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