No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
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You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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