its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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