I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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