hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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