I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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