You made me cry and you don't even care
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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