All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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