So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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