We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
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He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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