There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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