so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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