is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
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Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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