I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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