I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
There's always time for handjobs
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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