I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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