I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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