I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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