I'll bet she douches with gravy.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
dude. I can hear the air.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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