how can u be prego again
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
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Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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