the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
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Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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