Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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