is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
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i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
God, I missed his penis.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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