doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
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We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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