Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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