Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
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I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
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Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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