saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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