It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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