I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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