How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize