I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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