Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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