You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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