idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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