Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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