We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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