My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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