I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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