I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
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This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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