Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize