Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
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