All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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